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01.
[Boy] Boy, am I glad!
I finally got it straight. [Girl] Me too
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02. [Boy] See, horses have udders, and then bees come from flowers...or something
like that
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03. [Girl] No, that's not RIGHT, I don't believe it
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04. [Boy] Well, ONE THING I KNOW FOR SURE --- I've got a belly button, and so
do YOU
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05. [Boy] But I've got a PENIS and YOU don't.
[Girl]
SO WHAT? I've got a... |
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06.
...VAGINA instead!
Your penis is out where you can
see it, but you don't see my vagina
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07. 'cause it's inside.
So now we know something more.
[Girl]
Isn't that great?
[Boy] YES! |
08. [Boy] My mother's got a new baby.
I'm really
jealous, but I know babies
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09. Have to be cuddled a lot.
[Girl] Everybody knows THAT!
[Boy]
Look at him open |
10. His mouth! The way he's screaming, you'd think he was STARVING |
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11.
Now He's finally FULL.
Boy, he sure has a great
FILLING STATION
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12. What about me?
Nobody loves ME any more.
I don't like babies. I HATE all babies! |
13. [Toddler] My Mommy has the most fantastic breasts.
[Girl]
I think this is SILLY, I don't want
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14. [Girl] to see ANY MORE of it, I'VE had enough of all these naked people
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15. [Boy] WHAT, I've got to HOLD the baby too?
Me of
all people |
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16.
The baby hater.
I'd much rather suck my thumb.
You know, I was the best baby of all |
17. Hey Daddy, I'm a lot stronger than you!
Watch out,
or I'll kill you! |
18. And then I'll marry Mommy
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19. [Granddad] Well, I think people start worrying about sex much too early these
days
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20. [Grandmother] And much too much.
[Parent]
And what they show kids TODAY!! |
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21.
[Girl] YICHH, he puts his finger in his butt. [Boy] I do LIKE it
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22. [Girl] I think my VULVA'S much nicer than your PENIS
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23. [Boy] Well, I can PEE A LOT FARTHER than you with my penis
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24. [Girl] But EVERYBODY has to POOP the same
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25. [Girl] LOOK WHAT I CAN SEE. [Toddler] But I don't want to see it any more
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